Lenny

...when not playing music, i happily build electric bowed instruments of all sorts, violins, celli, basses and such, in a nondescript little shop with other fellow wood elves...
...shortly after starting work there, i came to notice that tools and other items would mysteriously disappear, only to turn up elsewhere in the shop...mentioned this to the head elf and he said, "That's just Lenny...our resident ghost..."
...i was relieved to find out that i wasn't just losing my faculties to early senility and have come to enjoy the pranksterish antics and just recently while working alone on a saturday afternoon i got one of those feelings...like someone was looking over my shoulder at the wood i was shaping...and i turned to see an old man in gray coveralls standing about six feet behind me...we made eye contact...and then he just fuckin' disappeared...
...our fearless leader has informed me that he has seen the same apparition a few times as well...
...fun stuff...i've always been a spiritual thrill seeker...