Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Other Iconic Figures I Promise Not To Satire, Poke Fun At, Lampoon, Roast or Disparage In Any Way (A Partial List)

1. Mothers
2. Grandmothers
3. Fathers
4. Grandfathers
5. Great Aunt Cleo (and Uncle Tug)
6. Santa Claus
7. The Easter Bunny
8. Captain Kangaroo (and Mr. Greenjeans)
9. Mr. Rogers
10. Jesus
11. Mohammed
12. Buddha
13. Zarathustra
14. Confucious
15. George Washington
16. The Rest of the Founding Fathers (and Mothers)
17. Frank Zappa (speaking of Mothers)
18. Marion Morrison
19. NASCAR drivers (boy oh boy, talk about some sensitive fans)
20. Willie Nelson (hey, didn't he write "Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys"?)
21. Ben & Jerry
22. Martin & Lewis
23. George & Gracie
24. Lewis & Clark
25. Peter & Gordon (for all you Merseybeat folks)
26. Rowan & Martin
27. Mary Martin
28. Martin Landau
29. Martin VanBuren
30. Van Johnson
31. Van Halen
32. Van Gogh

...to be continued...

6 comments:

sparrow said...

You've been abducted, haven't you.

Whoever you are, bring my Kevin back or I will borrow Zoltar's gamma ray and beam him down myself, and you won't like that...

...you won't like that at all.

Unknown said...

...you are a most perceptive Earthling...The Pumpkin is temporarily being sequestered on the dark side of the moon and will be returned to you shortly...

sparrow said...

Don't you call me Shorty mister alien being and you'd better make it snappy!

Sorrow said...

Oh
I was trying to figure out why these were not fun
pokable..
pod people

Unknown said...

...the creature you know as Pumpkin says it is weary of hate and racism on this temperate orb you inhabit...these are concepts that are ancient and unknown to our galactic brotherhood...your earth brother floats quietly in space, seeking balance...

sparrow said...

Well, I for one will keep the ground warm until you decide to return his sweet hobbit feet back to our tera firma. In the mean time, let him know he is sorely missed and we like minded ones will continue to deflect the hate and racism to better prepare this orb for his return.